Here it is: my biggest fear about social network sites has been realized. The horror.
This little "she has no friends" announcement is showing up on the right hand column of my Facebook account, complete with the "friendless" woman's photograph and the snarky suggestion that I hook her lame ass up with peeps. It's the equivalent to running around the lockers in middle school whispering that she's a loser.
And it instills a creeping sense of panic. What if I show up like that, even though I have hundreds (you hear me? hundreds) of friends? Facebook is acting kind of mean.