I have waited too long to go on holiday.
How do I know?
In Swahili, when you call someone kali it means they're cranky. Like, really cranky. It's after the Hindu goddess of destruction.
"That mama is kali," for example. Being kali is not a good thing.
It's my new FB status update. At least until I go on vacation. I won't let myself go this long without a break again.